Yes. Yes, exactly.

Yes. Yes, exactly.

(Source: funnyjunk.com, via thehilariousblog)

Bahaha!

(Source: rebeccajane23, via thehilariousblog)

Heh heh. Yes. When memes and ancient mythology combine…

Heh heh. Yes. When memes and ancient mythology combine…

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our generation's children's names are going to consist of the most bizarre


  • : "TEN, ELEVEN, RORY, RIVER, COME HERE SUPPER TIME IS READY."
  • : "MOFFAT GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THE TOILET."
  • : "KATNISS RUE NO WHAT R U DOING."
  • : "SEVERUS PRIMROSE GALE HARRY THE THIRD WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU."
  • : "Dumbledore those aren't potatoes."
  • : "SHERLOCK NO STOP. DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH."
  • : "Clove Amelia what did I say."
  • : "ALBUS MOCKINGJAY GET BACK OVER HERE."
  • : "Tardis, no, bad, mummy's going to get into a fit if you touch her wand collection one more time."
  • : "HARRY LOUIS NAILL ZAYN LIAM POTTER GET OUT OF BED."
  • : DAMMIT! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THE NIGHTLOCK, REDVINESWHATTHEHELLCANTTHEYDO?

Make it a powerful memory, the happiest you can remember. Allow it to fill you up… Just remember, your patronus can only protect you as long as you stay focused… think of the happiest thing you can.

(Source: sleepisfortheweak--, via fuckyeahharrypotter)

“Maybe i would become a mermaid… i would live in the swirling blue-green currents, doing exotic underwater dances for the fish, kissed by sea anemones, caressed by seaweed shawls. I would have a dolphin friend. He would have merry eyes and thick flesh of a god. My fingernails would be tiny shells and my skin would be like jade with light shining through it I would never have to come back up”

Francesca Lia Block (via quote-book)
“Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.”

Roald Dahl (via Swanfeather Songs)

(Source: quote-book)